Sex, Doctor?

I don't get why women want to marry doctors.  Sure, they make good amounts of money while saving lives, but what fulfillment is there in dating/marrying a doctor?  Social status?  Pride in being married to someone of a noble vocation?  They work long hours and deal with unsavory bodily fluids all day, so what gives?


It may be something more perverse than that.  In addition to the reasons already questioned, I think it may be the illusion that one who studies the human body knows the human body and therefore is good at sex.  Why wouldn't the doctor be good at locating and stimulating the androgynous zones and as a result give you the best sex of your entire life?  Well, it's kinda like saying just because you studied geography you'll be a good pilot.  Sure, the knowledge may help, but it does not give you the skill. 

On the flip-side, the bad boy, unconventional, artist type is commonly seen as a good lover, but not marriage potential.  Basically, "I don't make a lot of money and I'm probably hungry, but I can fuck your brains out if you'd let me."  Out of the practical careers of gainful employment, doctors come closest to fulfilling all aspects of stability, security and pleasure (supposedly). 

Sex can only be good for two none physical reasons:
1.  It is with someone you love and the act of expressing that love is satisfying and fulfilling.
2.  You are disillusioned to believe or convince yourself that it is good because of the partner's possessions, status or fame (i.e. sex with the President or Mark Zuckerberg*).

Sex can only be good for one physical reason:  The experience shattered your preconceived notions of your own body and the pleasure causes your eyes roll back into your head, at which point you see God throwing flower petal encrusted explosives into your crotch. 

Anyway, new year and I plan on blogging more frequently on whatever topic I'm thinking about or find amusing.  If you have any topics to suggest, feel free to let me know. 

*Considering that Mark Zuckerberg was a big computer nerd prior to becoming computer god, I can't imagine that he performs all that well in the bedroom.  Though, I can't imagine any girl being dumb enough to insult his performance post-coitus.  That guy can practically buy your love.