So on my way to work today, for no justifiable reason, I was thinking about golden showers. For those of you who do not know this very crude term UrbanDictionary.com defines it as: The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. Random blog topic, i know, but I haven't blogged in a while and this is the only thoughts I've had recently that may or may not be of note(probably not).
Anyway, I was thinking about why would anyone want to do this to someone or even have it done to them and find it enjoyable. It's a fetish I suppose, but one that I find really shocking. Can you imagine the first Golden Shower ever performed? What was going through that person's mind before they decided to suggest this act to another person. "Hey, uh, so we're close, you know? Uh... and we get along really well and... uh, i was thinking that... uh, well, would you--i mean if you're cool with...hrm... uh, Can i pee on you?" If I were the recipient of such a request I'd probably run away in horror and avoid that person at all costs. Or at least stay out of "range". I'd avoid dark alleys and taking shortcuts across a park at night not afraid of rape or muggings, but of this person who might ambush me with their pee. Weird...
The most famous golden shower would have to be R. Kelly's. I don't know much about what happened but that dude is kinda crazy. Apparently that was enough to inspire Dave Chappelle to parody R. Kelly in this music video appropriately named "Pee on you." Here's a link: http://www.videovat.com/videos/883/dave-chappelle-peeonyou.aspx
Hilarious!
Anyway, I hope I haven't offended anyone that has a propensity for this type of thing. With it being Lent and Easter just around the corner, I couldn't help but wonder if something like this is a sin. The Bible rarely mentions urine at all and unless it's outside of marriage I'm not really sure if it's definitely "wrong".
p.s. I promise to write a blog soon on a more appropriate topic.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH...
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'd dig a golden shower AT ALL. But, I do remember reading an article interviewing an ER doctor where he said that he'd rather get pee in his eye more than getting spit in the eye - because urine was less likely to cause serious infection. So... ever since then, I've been more scared of spit than pee.
haha, one of our optometrists told us the same thing too! Apparently, urine isn't always sterile since there is usually bacteria found in the urinary tract and urethra which gets washed out by the urine.
ReplyDeleteLOL ok so u made it clear that u wouldn't want to be pee'd on. but if some girl begged u to pee on her, u wouldn't consider it?
ReplyDeletemaybe, it would definitely have to be at her place.
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